I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
My foot! 😂
is they will not sell furniture to people
who can not escape a labyrinth
maybe I'll come - I'm not coming
I'll let you know - I'm not coming
I'm not sure yet - I'm very sure I'm not coming
I'll try and come - I won't be trying anything
Ill think about it - I don't need to think about anything, I'm not coming
outlived Richard Simmons
really makes me question this whole
healthy eating and exercise thing
there's some form of potato that can make it better
Because you’re gonna block each other one day.
Your personality is even worse.
Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.
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You should really come with a warning label.
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Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.
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Have a nice day, somewhere else.
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Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
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I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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Earth is full. Go home.
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You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about.
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🙂 I believed in evolution until I met you.
without a little emotional scarring.
who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
remember you are not alone.
A lot of other people hate you too.
count as cardio?
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes…
I mean, if I wanted to wait I’d send you a letter via pigeon instead.
“I don’t know,” she says.
“Because it couldn’t get a date.”
🎄🎄🎄
It’s all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list.
The problem is, even I can’t find them.
Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try.
I’m never wrong.
Just different levels of right.
1. I don’t know them
2. I know them