I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
In a dad-a-base
The caregiver says, "Is there a third thing? I don't have either of those."
For instance, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Something that you know you need to wash, but you are not mentally prepared to dry it.
5% washing
95% winning fake arguments
People who put more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.
What you said made more sense so I’m taking credit for it.
The time when the bed has more gravity.
I actually saw this joke already but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.
A place full of everything you get sent to h*ll for.
The message you wanted to see the most.
No internet connection.
Any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
Turns out I will tell an entire fully detailed story.
The day your diet starts.
Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
🥰 Soulmate (noun)
Someone who does the same weird things you do.
Something we all have but don’t use very often.
Mandarin!
I hardly ever fall out now.
"First wish," the stoner grins, "let's smoke a joint." They do.
Then, "Second wish, let's smoke another." They do.
For the third wish, he says, "Let's smoke one more."
The genie, looking concerned, says, "Are you sure? You have only one wish left."
"Yeah, man, I'm sure," the stoner replies. They smoke, and the genie goes back in the bottle.
A little while later, the genie comes out of the bottle and says, "Alright, what's your fourth wish?"
I would walk across legos for you.