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There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his b***! I jumped high up into the air, And when I hit the ground, That crafty red-back spider Wasn't nowhere to be found. I rushed in to the missus, Told her just where I'd been bit, She grabbed the cut throat razor blade, And I nearly took a fit. I said, "Just forget what's on your mind, And call a doctor please, 'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure Is worse than the disease."
There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight, And I curse that red-back spider On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lay down, I can't sit up, And I don't know what to do, And all the nurses think it's funny, But that's not my point of view. I tell you it's embarrassing, And that's to say the least That I'm to sick to eat a bite, While that spider had a feast!
And when I get back home again, I tell you what I'll do, I'll make that red-back suffer For the pain I'm going through. I've had so many needles That I'm looking like a sieve, And I promise you that spider Hasn't very long to live! There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight, And I curse that red-back spider On the toilet seat last night.
ive not heard of those groups , gershun . not sure how i stumbled into doro . tell ya something cool though -- when jewtube offers " my mix " , it is in fact a mix put together based off of your own listening history . computers are getting FREAKY .
My 4 year old granddaughter sings Albaque (spelling,) Turkey about how a turkey wants to be her pet instead of the main course at Thanksgiving which she obliges and they have eggs. You sort of have to see it and having it sung by a relative makes a difference.
Hi Pam. I've hit a deer in my subdivision, an area that couldn't be described as rural. I guess they've really adapted to living in close proximity to people.
And now I've got "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" stuck in my head.
Memories...Adam Levine and Maroon 5 It will be 3 years this week that my Husband died. Prior to that 2 songs were in my head and they still get to me sometimes. All of Me..... by John Legend Love you Like I'm Gonna Loose You...Meghan Trainor.
Gershun, more than I care to admit.. and if you include my hubs... LOL We live in a very rural area,, Hubs has hit 2 in farm lanes! The last one was a few years ago.. I am hoping my streak is over. They leap out of cornfields and hedgerows.. The last one was 2 miles from home.. I called hubs at 5 am and told him I took Rudolph out.. Christmas was ruined for the world! I pulled into the nearest farm lane, and the milk truck passed me going in,, said Not again! I have a permently dented license plate.. does that answer you question? LOL
By proceeding, I agree that I understand the following disclosures:
I. How We Work in Washington.
Based on your preferences, we provide you with information about one or more of our contracted senior living providers ("Participating Communities") and provide your Senior Living Care Information to Participating Communities. The Participating Communities may contact you directly regarding their services.
APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
II. How We Are Paid.
We do not charge you any fee – we are paid by the Participating Communities. Some Participating Communities pay us a percentage of the first month's standard rate for the rent and care services you select. We invoice these fees after the senior moves in.
III. When We Tour.
APFM tours certain Participating Communities in Washington (typically more in metropolitan areas than in rural areas.) During the 12 month period prior to December 31, 2017, we toured 86.2% of Participating Communities with capacity for 20 or more residents.
IV. No Obligation or Commitment.
You have no obligation to use or to continue to use our services. Because you pay no fee to us, you will never need to ask for a refund.
V. Complaints.
Please contact our Family Feedback Line at (866) 584-7340 or ConsumerFeedback@aplaceformom.com to report any complaint. Consumers have many avenues to address a dispute with any referral service company, including the right to file a complaint with the Attorney General's office at: Consumer Protection Division, 800 5th Avenue, Ste. 2000, Seattle, 98104 or 800-551-4636.
VI. No Waiver of Your Rights.
APFM does not (and may not) require or even ask consumers seeking senior housing or care services in Washington State to sign waivers of liability for losses of personal property or injury or to sign waivers of any rights established under law.
I agree that:
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I authorize A Place For Mom ("APFM") to collect certain personal and contact detail information, as well as relevant health care information about me or from me about the senior family member or relative I am assisting ("Senior Living Care Information").
B.
APFM may provide information to me electronically. My electronic signature on agreements and documents has the same effect as if I signed them in ink.
C.
APFM may send all communications to me electronically via e-mail or by access to an APFM web site.
D.
If I want a paper copy, I can print a copy of the Disclosures or download the Disclosures for my records.
E.
This E-Sign Acknowledgement and Authorization applies to these Disclosures and all future Disclosures related to APFM's services, unless I revoke my authorization. You may revoke this authorization in writing at any time (except where we have already disclosed information before receiving your revocation.) This authorization will expire after one year.
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You consent to APFM's reaching out to you using a phone system than can auto-dial numbers (we miss rotary phones, too!), but this consent is not required to use our service.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU
Very catchy tune :)
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his b***!
I jumped high up into the air,
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty red-back spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found.
I rushed in to the missus,
Told her just where I'd been bit,
She grabbed the cut throat razor blade,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said, "Just forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor please,
'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease."
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
And I don't know what to do,
And all the nurses think it's funny,
But that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrassing,
And that's to say the least
That I'm to sick to eat a bite,
While that spider had a feast!
And when I get back home again,
I tell you what I'll do,
I'll make that red-back suffer
For the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles
That I'm looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn't very long to live!
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gscM2vpUXIc&list=PLdQPjaEruUFXdAFZST-GR6adu8isxYQaq&index=2
" the irish way "
its one of those " humor " tunes but quite catchy .
i kinda like the ' having millions of rules but not actually following them ' thing too .
btchn german metal mit the lingua mortize ( sp ) orchestra .
krauts got the metal goin on . :)>
not sure how i stumbled into doro .
tell ya something cool though -- when jewtube offers " my mix " , it is in fact a mix put together based off of your own listening history .
computers are getting FREAKY .
" gonna buy five copies for my MOTHER "
Sorry for your loss. I love "All of Me" too very much.
Dang. The Devil Went Down to Georgia it is.....
And now I've got "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" stuck in my head.
It will be 3 years this week that my Husband died.
Prior to that 2 songs were in my head and they still get to me sometimes.
All of Me..... by John Legend
Love you Like I'm Gonna Loose You...Meghan Trainor.